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WETCRAFT ISSUE 10
PANEL ONE: SYNCHALLA watches as MONTY struggles with the ORCS.
SYN: (narr) Normally I wouldn’t get involved...
MONTY: ‘Ey, Mon! You got me all wrong!
PANEL TWO: Close-up on Monty loading his pants HUGELY. make the leather stretch!
SYNCHALLA: But then...!
SFX: SKA-WISSSSH!
PANEL THREE: SYNCHALLA blazes into action, casting three Arcane Bolts from his hand! The ORCS go down!
SYNCHALLA: (narr): I knew I had to talk to him, so I cast Arcane Bolt...
PANEL FOUR: The ORCS are down. SYNCHALLA is shaking MONTY’s hand. Monty’s leathers are drooping so low his diapers are clearly exposed, totally revealed. Monty’s holding them up with his other hand, too late to have saved them from falling down.
SYNCHALLA: Synchalla.
MONTY: Monty. Good ta meetcha, mon.
SYN: REALLY good to meet YOU.

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