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PAGE THREE

PANEL ONE: CRAIG addresses the guys. DAVE responds.

CRAIG:
Guys, we have a problem. We can’t be in the same dorm.

DAVE:
Why not?

PANEL TWO: CRAIG gestures to the diaper bulge in his pants. DAVE stares at it; he’s been so used to it he forgot how obvious it is.

CRAIG:
Because they want bedwetters to be in separate dorms...and well, you know me.

DAVE:
Oh, jeez. That’s true.

PANEL THREE: JIM stands up and reveals his secret. DAVE and MIKE are shocked.

JIM:
And I have a confession to make: I still wet the bed, too.

DAVE & MIKE:
What??

PANEL FOUR: Solo of JIM.

JIM:
I hoped it would stop but it hasn’t, so it looks like Craig and I will have to go to the bedwetter’s dorm.

PANEL FIVE: the boys all standing, looking sad, except for BIG MIKE who slams his fist into his palm in a “we gotta do something!” gesture.

NARR:
We all just stood there in silence, realizing our plans were crashing down around us.

NARR2:
It was Big Mike who spoke up first:

MIKE:
There’s gotta be something we can do!