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WETCRAFT PAGE 23

PANEL ONE: ZIX has his hands on his hips, hips cocked sassily to one side, gayishly talking to the studly young recruit warriors.

ZIX: All right, girls, like we practiced. And today I want to see some RHYTHM in those attacks! So get your weapons out! {giggle!}

PANEL TWO: ZIX brandishes his axes out to either side of him, like a cheerleader with pom-poms. In fact, everything he does should be like a cheerleader more than a warrior. In the background, on the stage, we see two Orcs with drums-- they are his rhythm section. He is the Shakira of Warrior Training.

ZIX: “5, 6, 7, 8! If they do it like THIS, then you do it like THAT-- so come on--”

PANEL THREE: ON the stage, ZIX shakes his ASS. And every warrior in the foreground is shaking his ass the same way, in unison.

ZIX & THE ORCS: “SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE SHAKE-A SHAKE IT!”

PANEL FOUR: SYN, MONTY and TREYU are STUNNED while behind them, GRUMPY and SECOND ORC laugh behind their hands.

SYN: Gayest.
MONTY: Orc.
TREYU: EVER.

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