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WETCRAFT ISSUE 12

PANEL ONE: The WITCH DOCTOR zaps MONTY with bad-hex juju!

NARR: Bom’bay was his name. An’ he was some kind’a jealous, mon! He hexed me good...

PANEL TWO: Monty wets his Troll pants. He stares down in shock. His would-be girlfriend is watching him do it.

NARR: I be watchin’ as mah own body betrayed me, mon. I wasn’t in control of it no more! An’ my lady friend, she saw it too.

PANEL THREE: MONTY sinks down to his knees as the seat of his pants sags down his cute troll ass with a heavy huge load. Monty’s head is hanging in shame, and his girlfriend is looking down at him sympathetically. WiTCH DOCTOR is laughing triumphantly in the background.

NARR: I be shamin’ myself in front of my girl, mon. Dere was nothin’ I could do. I had to accept my fate.

PANEL FOUR: MONTY’S GIRLFRIEND punches the WITCH DOCTOR right in the face, knocking his mask off!

NARR: Den my girl surprised me, mon...
NARR: And Bom’bay, he be mighty surprised too!